Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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