You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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