Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
No subtext here. People are naked.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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