I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
50% drunk capacity currently
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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