this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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