I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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