The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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