Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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