Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
do nipples grow back?
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