I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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