Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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