just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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