if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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