Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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