chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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