I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
its liver damage thursday
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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