That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme