i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.