Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful