i don't plan on having that self control this summer
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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