I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm too high and old for this...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Randomize
