And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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