Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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