I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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