You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
ttyl tear gas
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Randomize
