i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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