What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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