HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Someone came in the potted fern
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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