I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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