We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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