Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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