So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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