hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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