So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I want a musical about memes.
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