Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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