Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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