I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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