so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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