I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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