I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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