Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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