out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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