GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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