I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Just invented taco cereal.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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