Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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