you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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