Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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