some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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