Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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