Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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