Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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