just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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