Nicole vs. Life
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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