awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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