No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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