Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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