I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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