I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
The ass gains better be worth it
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