I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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